Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Why A Hole In Their Penis
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...