Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant…
You may have heard that a New Zealand man had a hand transplant. Guess...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...