M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home…
Willy’s rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he’s driving a car,...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
The Preacher and the Taxi Driver.
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Condoms For Every Man
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...