Tell me what I am
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....