Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
African roulette
A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat.They’d spent the day...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...