Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
An Hour of Pleasure
The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on...