Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...