Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years…
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. “So, how’s life...
Elephant Riddles Seven
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...