Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?
What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?...
Painting shows it all
|At an exhibition of military painting a visitor was admiring a picture. “What a...
What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah