Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...