Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
A Cynics Guide to Life:
A Cynics Guide to Life:The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken...
Wrong Method
Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
A forester and lawyer
A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the...
The Irish Wedding
A wedding occurred just outside Cavan in Ireland.To keep tradition going, everyone gets extremely...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...