CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
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Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
How many men does it take to open a beer?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.