Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....