How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Thanks For the Balls
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves...
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...