Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...