Who’s the Boss?
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.The brain...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...