A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...