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You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
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I’ve got the lumber
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Chicken jokes 02
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Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
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Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....