6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Headline in the paper
|HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club....
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....
Where is Jesus?
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Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...