Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...