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Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
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Anniversary Flowers
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US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
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I\\\’m A Chicken
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