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Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
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A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
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