Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...