Computer And A Woman:
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman:A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...