Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...