Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...