Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Catch the Phrase
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over,...