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Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
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Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
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New Virgin
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At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
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Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...