Signs someone is using your e-mail
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Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...