Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.2....
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.