How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Salad
Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...