Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...