You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
It’s A Man’s World
This could be considered THE ideal world for many men:His son on the cover...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Identify the problem
|A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting...
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Blondes change a lightbulb
|Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...