Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
The two bee’s
Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going.”Really...