Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.