Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
The Farmer and his boys…
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said...