Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Happily Addicted to the Web!
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...