Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?