Murphy’s work laws
|MURPHY’S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters...
Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...