Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend…
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s...