Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...