La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...