If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
I have a question
|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
An old woman came into her doctors office
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I...