17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Farm jokes 04
|Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...