If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home…
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...