F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...