Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Fancy Plate
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....