Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...