Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Da Bears
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...