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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Tell me a Story!
A reporter goes way up into the hills of West Virginia to write an...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
How To Give Your Cat a Pill
How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms....
When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...