Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Quotes About Women
Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable. – Ed AbbeyIn everything...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
Cool REAL Signs!
At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)”Best Place in Town to take a Leak”Sign over...
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...